When professors try to do more than go over the syllabus the first day of class

shitmawrterssay:

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wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

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*uses tumblr mobile for 5 minutes*

coalgirls:

*images dont load*
*battery drains to 30% scrolling through grey boxes*

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miss-nerdgasmz:

queenofthemindpalace:

lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

how do you accidentally say shut the fuck up

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elovers:

People have some real issues

elovers:

People have some real issues

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gay-of-demonic-charm:

flyinginafriendshipship:

what if church was called jesuscon

if you pray hard enough you get an extra hour in the biblepit

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